It Begs The Question
Hey…I'm just saying… And while we're at it, why are you defending them?

I Know Someone Who June 10, 2018

 

 

“I know someone who spoke to Donald Trump recently …”

WHO IS IT!?   YOU CAN TELL US!    You’re a great journalist and well connected.  You can tell US  who told you this!  We all know you wouldn’t lie about such a thing  but we are all more than curious!   Come on, tell us!   OOOH WAIT!  I know!  It was  Ivanka, wasn’t it!?  I knew it!  That “feckless cunt!1  What’s that bitch’s problem?

 

“I WAS SHAKING WHEN I HEARD THIS!”

Well I’d be shaking too!  Just think of it!  Porn on TV in the oval office while most of his advisers are on the phones to 900 numbers.  Who did you say told you this story?  Never mind that… I’ve got to say that if it weren’t for brave,  honest,  and persistent journalists like you we would never be able to find out what REALLY goes on!  And for that we thank you.

She’s the new WoodStein!

That damned AutoComplete!

My text message was supposed to say “we’re going to have an intervENTION, NOT an intervIEW with her!

 

1 –  come on… surely you know this reference.

 

 

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